“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them”

“There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money”

“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend ”

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept ”

“Peace and friendship with all mankind is our wisest policy, and I wish we may be permitted to pursue it”

“Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends”