“So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being”

“He was a bold man that first eat an oyster”

“If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts ”

“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals”

“If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating”

“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive”