“When in doubt tell the truth”
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“When in doubt tell the truth”
“Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity”
“Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished”
“True life is lived when tiny changes occur”
“Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice”
“Ability is nothing without opportunity”
“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
“What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy”
“Even a single hair casts a shadow”
“Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place.”
“All that glitters is not gold”
“A picture paints a thousand words”
“A friend in need is a friend indeed”
“That's the way the cookie crumbles”
“The passionate are like men standing on their heads; they see all things the wrong way”
“What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us”
“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory”
“It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly”