“Ability is nothing without opportunity”

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts”

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity”

“True life is lived when tiny changes occur”

“Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice”

“What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy”