“The most dangerous food is wedding cake ”

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. ”

“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. ”

“Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman ”

“Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty ”

“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives”