“One should eat to live, not live to eat ”

“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive”

“If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating”

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food”

“So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being”

“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them”