“If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste”
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“If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste”
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“I drink to make other people more interesting”
“Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.”
“There’s no condiment like appetite.”
“What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking! ”
“He that has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly”
“He who eats with most pleasure is he who least requires sauce”
“One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste”
“Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends ”
“He was a bold man that first eat an oyster”
“If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts ”
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them”
“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals”
“One should eat to live, not live to eat ”
“So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being”
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food”
“If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating”