“If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee”

“Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course”

“Those whom we support hold us up in life”

“Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.”

“Snug as a bug in a rug”

“An illusion of depth often occurs if a blockhead is a muddlehead at the same time”