“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. ”

“Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age. ”

“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin”

“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman”

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. ”

“Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts”