“When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues”
“When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues”
“If wou want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you”
“A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can”
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world”
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else”
“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please”
“Men of few words are the best men”