“America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks”

“All my life I still have found, and I will forget it never; every sorrow hath its bound, and no cross endures forever.”

“In the middle of the road of my life I awoke in the dark wood where the true way was wholly lost”

“My life is a lovely story, happy and full of incident”

“Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death”

“This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed”