“My life is a lovely story, happy and full of incident”

“This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed”

“Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death”

“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time”

“America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks”

“The life given us by nature is short, but the memory of a life well spent is eternal.”