The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock

Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts

Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death

Remember tonight.. for it is the beginning of always.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage