“Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished”

“When in doubt tell the truth”

“Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.”

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity”

“Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice”

“Ability is nothing without opportunity”