“Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match”

“The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.”

“Nobody is going to let anybody's children play on something that is unsafe. There is just no way”

“A child's a plaything for an hour”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained”

“The true object of all human life is play”