“Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments”

“There are two kinds of taste, the taste for emotions of surprise and the taste for emotions of recognition”

“If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.”

“One hearty laugh together will bring enemies into a closer communion of heart than hours spent on both sides in inward wrestling with the mental demon of uncharitable feeling.”

“If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.”

“Better safe than sorry”