“The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.”

“Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.”

“The highest happiness on earth is marriage”

“A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable”

“I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.”

“Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.”