“He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career”

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself”

“The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it”

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts”

“If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it form him”

“Children's games should be seen as their most serious-minded activity”