“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter--it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”

“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives”

“I may be no better than other people, but at least I am different”

“To be a real philosopher all that is necessary is to hate some one else's type of thinking.”

“All the passions are nothing else than different degrees of heat and cold of the blood.”

“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin”