“Sentimentally I am disposed to harmony; but organically I am incapable of a tune”

“The real truths are those that can be invented”

“Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics”

“My theory is to enjoy life, but the practice is against it”

“Time does not become sacred to us until we have lived it”

“When you expect things to happen - strangely enough - they do happen”