“Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives”

“Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway ”

“I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better”

“A faith is a necessity to a man. Woe to him who believes in nothing ”

“Fame, I have already. Now I need the money ”

“He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself; for every man has need to be forgiven.”