“Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago”

“I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel ”

“It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them”

“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards”

“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit”

“The wise does at once what the fool does at last ”