“Anything is better than lies and deceit”

“If you are out to describe the truth, leave the elegance to the tailor”

“The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them”

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on”

“If wou want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you”

“No human being will ever know the truth, for even if they happened to say it by chance, they would not know they had done so.”