“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself”

“It is impossible to open a book without learning something”

“Agriculture for an honorable and high-minded man, is the best of all occupations or arts by which men procure the means of living”

“If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it form him”

“Don't think there are no crocodiles because the waters are calm”

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts”