“I do not know myself and God forbid that I should”

“A man has as many social selves as there are individuals who recognize him.”

“Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet”

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh”

“If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god”

“It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.”