“Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less”

“Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.”

“I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.”

“A child's a plaything for an hour”

“He who sleeps half a day has won half a life”

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early”