“If there were only turnips and potatoes in the world, someone would complain that plants grow the wrong way.”

“Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species”

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free”

“A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else”

“It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself”

“A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things”