“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar”
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“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar”
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics”
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives”
“... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth”
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on”
“We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves”
“If you are out to describe the truth, leave the elegance to the tailor”
“He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time”
“Anything is better than lies and deceit”
“Rumor grows while it goes”
“If wou want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you”
“No human being will ever know the truth, for even if they happened to say it by chance, they would not know they had done so.”
“We are born to inquire into truth; it belongs to a greater to possess it”
“Let us, then, be what we are, and speak what we think, and in all things keep ourselves loyal to the truth”
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world”
“Truth is more of a stranger than fiction”
“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.”
“All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them”
“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
“The income tax has made more liars out of more Americans than golf has.”